aisforarthur:

thats the power of heavy metal

(via andrectum)

amanderegg:

rawtranquility:

A flower for you, my lady.

Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive

amanderegg:

rawtranquility:

A flower for you, my lady.

Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive

(Source: televandalist, via sleepyhats)

its 5am and im making weird noises laughing in a low voice so i dont wake the whole house

its 5am and im making weird noises laughing in a low voice so i dont wake the whole house

(via theroyalloser)

fleshpound:

a man walks into a bar and the bartender asks “hey why the long face?”

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the man ignores the bartender and orders his drink

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(Source: warchief, via allantruong)

vanehwasreal:

the whitest moments in recorded history

after watching these i feel dead inside

(via high-school-drop-out-baby)

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

(Source: patickstump, via papamexico)

pohkemon:

when someone asks me about my plans for the future

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(via mako-fighter)

esteljune:

Playing video games while someone else’s watching

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(via twilimajora)

i wanna go to america just to eat a pop tart

sweet-bitsy:

lady-fett:

please enjoy this video of an action packed, high speed fight between two cats.

GRUESOME VIOLET ADRENALINE PUMPING!!!!

sUCH VICIOUS BEASTS

(via supersodapop)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY