wednseyday night and i am drunk outta ma asssss

if a game asks me to,i’ll slaughter the entire human race like it’s no big deal but i just can’t bring myself to kill animals

one more failed relationship thanks jesus

the songs on my phone clearly reflect my love life

the songs on my phone clearly reflect my love life

free season 3 confirmed

(Source: stereomindset)

derpycats:

Don’t let that cute face fool you. Penelope will mess you up!

derpycats:

Don’t let that cute face fool you. Penelope will mess you up!

(via toastbeef)

midstorm:

I think Hiccup and Astrid are the best animated couple ever.

I love how their relationship isn’t a major plot point for the films. Astrid isn’t there as a reward for the hero, she is also his best friend (next to Toothless of course). She didn’t stop being a warrior after she became a love interest (and Hiccup wouldn’t want her to, he loves her for it).

They talk about their problems. They fight their enemies together. And they trust each other.

(via lesbianfang)

my friend told me she saw the guy im going out with with another girl and the first thing i thought was: ‘hey this is a good opportunity to have a threesome’ 

what is happening to me

glorychildren:

NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.

(Source: iraffiruse, via joffries)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY