thats the power of heavy metal
A flower for you, my lady.
Sloths are what happens when coconuts come alive
(Source: televandalist, via sleepyhats)
its 5am and im making weird noises laughing in a low voice so i dont wake the whole house
a man walks into a bar and the bartender asks “hey why the long face?”
the man ignores the bartender and orders his drink
(Source: warchief, via allantruong)
the whitest moments in recorded history
after watching these i feel dead inside
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
(Source: patickstump, via papamexico)
when someone asks me about my plans for the future
Playing video games while someone else’s watching
i wanna go to america just to eat a pop tart
please enjoy this video of an action packed, high speed fight between two cats.
GRUESOME VIOLET ADRENALINE PUMPING!!!!
sUCH VICIOUS BEASTS